Money Making Maverick T-Shirts

'Get rich quick schemes - $1,000,000 each.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

Corporate Recruiters, Inc. makes a HUGE mistake hauling up its drift net in full view of a Greenpeace International office.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

'Wait a minute....!

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"Wow! Boss! I thought she was a silent partner."

Freddie Mac and Fannie May takeover

'The trick is to be gentle yet firm in negotiations. I prefer soft money and hard liquor.'

Three businessmen looking up at the euro wobbling on a tree waiting for it to fall

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

Deposits Insured By The U.S. Government (which has a $29 Trillion Debt).

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

'Me? I took all the money I made on a book I wrote, on investing conservatively, and blew it, on options on futures.'

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."