Sales Maverick T-Shirts

"Don't be kind. No-one makes budget by being kind..."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'What do you do with the time you save?'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

The Salesman

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Trade Show Sherpas

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

Grandma's caf

"That new drug causes flatulence."

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Dow Jones drop

Elevator Pitch

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

'The market shifted on me.'

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

'Have you any W fronts?'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

"Which way up do you want it?"