Business Maverick Gifts

'Whose idea was it that we give our investors full disclosure?'

"Thanks for the invite, but I prefer to collaborate by myself."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Always the entrepreneur, Sam could make a dollar in any situation.

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

'Sir Arnold? I'm your corporate reputation consultant.'

"As corporate sniper, you'll of course be given an office with a window."

First, you'll need to issue an IPO for 'wheels'

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

Early entrepreneurs

First I asked myself, "Why did I cross the road?" Then I asked, "Why did I hop on that train?" Then It was, "Why did I buy this suit?" And now I'm like, "Why didn't I fire this guy a long time ago?"

"According to your resumé, Jack, you're all work and no play. We like that."

"As far as I know, mine is the only job he's created."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'iPhone, youTube, theyPay? That's your whole business plan?'

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"I'm not running my own business on company time. I was fired from the company last year."

"Wow! Boss! I thought she was a silent partner."

Elon Again (Naturally)

"Like you, most people believe echolocation is beyond their grasp. NOT TRUE! And in my seminar, I'll teach you how to use this powerful business communication tool TODAY! Have a brochure."

"And may I remind you all that this company didn't get where it is today by doing things the same way others do."

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Elevator Pitch

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

Anti-war libra.

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

' Of course there isn't one law for the rich and another for the poor..There's only one impartial law. For all who can afford it.'