Organizational Mavericks Gifts

"Alphabetically? Good heavens no - I've been filing them according to height."

Let's get organized

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Employee won't think about work outside of box

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

Organization is not rocket science!

"Uh-Oh..."

Maybe clean out your wallet

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Elevator Pitch

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

Catalogue of little books.

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

Monday around 9PM.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"