Organizational Mavericks T-Shirts

"Alphabetically? Good heavens no - I've been filing them according to height."

Let's get organized

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Organization is not rocket science!

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

"Uh-Oh..."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Elevator Pitch

Catalogue of little books.

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

In/Out Tray.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

New Memer/Incumbent

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Monday around 9PM.