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'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'How fast can you hype?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Team Leader

Time Is Money

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

If Disney was a software company

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Investing your savings

Smoke and mirrors.

"Everything's gone up."

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Inkwell Genie.

'Wait a minute....!

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

'When you do the article, is there any way that you can squeeze the factory into the picture?'

Snowing Money.