Business Maverick Mugs

'Whose idea was it that we give our investors full disclosure?'

"Thanks for the invite, but I prefer to collaborate by myself."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Always the entrepreneur, Sam could make a dollar in any situation.

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

'Sir Arnold? I'm your corporate reputation consultant.'

"As corporate sniper, you'll of course be given an office with a window."

First, you'll need to issue an IPO for 'wheels'

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

Early entrepreneurs

"According to your resumé, Jack, you're all work and no play. We like that."

"As far as I know, mine is the only job he's created."

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"I'm not running my own business on company time. I was fired from the company last year."

"Wow! Boss! I thought she was a silent partner."

"Like you, most people believe echolocation is beyond their grasp. NOT TRUE! And in my seminar, I'll teach you how to use this powerful business communication tool TODAY! Have a brochure."

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Elevator Pitch

Anti-war libra.

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

' Of course there isn't one law for the rich and another for the poor..There's only one impartial law. For all who can afford it.'

'My market doesn't understand me.'

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

You trip on it, you buy it.