Money Mavericks Gifts

Banksters privatize the profits and socialize the losses

A penny earned is quickly eaten up by inflation.

'Mrs Wanzenberg! How wonderful to meet a kindred spirit!'

N.Y. Counterfeit Press.

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

'Wait a minute....!

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

Three businessmen looking up at the euro wobbling on a tree waiting for it to fall

"I keep my savings under my mattress. It's the only way I'll ever be able to retire on my money."

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

Deposits Insured By The U.S. Government (which has a $29 Trillion Debt).

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

Bank. I'm getting zero percent on my savings! We've reached the point of no return.

"You can afford to retire at 65, but you'll need to die at 70."

'Clients can get a little tricky at these product analysis sessions.'

Bank: Win Win.

'Oh, I dropped out of school last week. I'm now a day trader.'

Investments. Remember, today is the first day of the rest of your money.

"I hope these reviews don't make you nervous."

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

'Give me a mortgage!...'

'I got the habit while fitting in with the old boys club.'

"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."

Trouble at the U.S. Federal Reserve.

"This course covers deceptive student loans, bankruptcy laws and revenge."