Mortgage Mavericks Gifts

'Give me a mortgage!...'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'Wait a minute....!

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

Freddie Mac and Fannie May takeover

I have a dream.

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

"The take over has been completed... they are now working on the sell out."

BUS, 'I've got all my money tied up in securitized mortgages or mortgaged securities -- I forget which.'

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

Three businessmen looking up at the euro wobbling on a tree waiting for it to fall

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

'We have a cash flow problem too. Our problem is that your mortgage payments aren't flowing our way.'

"You've heard of the bank that likes to say 'yes' well we're the bank that likes to laugh in your face unless you've got an 80% deposit."

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

Loan trap

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

'Me? I took all the money I made on a book I wrote, on investing conservatively, and blew it, on options on futures.'

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

Deposits Insured By The U.S. Government (which has a $29 Trillion Debt).

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

"Can we close before the next Fed meeting?"

'I'm afraid I can't prescribe anti-depressants for housing gloom.'