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"That new drug causes flatulence."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

Elevator Pitch

Dow Jones drop

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'The market shifted on me.'

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'If you must know... I got the ten-million-dollar bonus this year because... instead of losing 15-million-dollars, we could of possibly lost much, much more!'

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

"Which way up do you want it?"

The Contrarian funds

'My market doesn't understand me.'

The two faces of capitalism.

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

You trip on it, you buy it.

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

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