Market Seller Gifts

The way I look at it...give a man a fish and you got a potential customer. Teach a man to fish and you lose market share.

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

Selling lemon latt�

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Why markets crash.

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

"It's probably just seasonal."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Jumping Wall Street.

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Larry's Literary Market

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I'll take the one on the right.'

Grocery Shopping

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."