Vendor Advocate Gifts

'It's just hot dogs. What does the health department care about hot dogs?'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Create some buzz!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Is there a vegan option?"

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'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

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"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

Employee of the Month

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'No sniffing.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"I don't know if they do or not. . . I've never opened it."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.