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'It's just hot dogs. What does the health department care about hot dogs?'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

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Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

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'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

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"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

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The Best Little Steak House in the City.

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'No sniffing.'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"I don't know if they do or not. . . I've never opened it."

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

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Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.