Advert Advocate Gifts

"$68,000? You said that deceptive ad would cost me $23,000."

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Director/Action Man toy.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

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Creative department

Thank you, Essential Workers

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Detention Center

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

Honesty in retail

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Gerald Ratner's return