Brand Advocate Gifts

Create some buzz!

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

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"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Peace on Earth

"I believe in consistent branding."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'