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Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Create some buzz!

Thank you, Essential Workers

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Detention Center

"Moulting"

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Violent Crime Statistics

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"They're class action figures."

Lady Justice.

Human Rights for All

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

P.A.C. Sewer Tours: Supreme Court Approved Tour the Sewers & Stay Clean - Let Us Get Filthy For You.

The scales between gluttony and hunger

Bambridge on Trial for Murder.

Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

The Voice of Experience: "Don't worry about the congress or the press. Once you own the udges and the justice department, they won't matter."

Free-range C.E.O.s

Good News

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'