Industrial Advocate Gifts

'Oh, come on, Moretti, try to see things from my point of view,'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Climate Crisis

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'I blame global warming!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Water company bonus.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Slavery Reparations

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

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