Industrial Advocate Gifts

'Oh, come on, Moretti, try to see things from my point of view,'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

Government a la Carte

Climate Crisis

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Slavery Reparations

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Water company bonus.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'