Advocate For Small Businesses Gifts

'It's only fair, the bigger you are, the more you get.'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Business As Usual Bar & Grill: 'How's business? 'Don't ask!'

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

'G'morning, I'm the small business advisor.'

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

"Clean your specs, lady?"

"I now only take orders online. Shipping is free, especially since you're my neighbor."

'Let's get one thing straight. I don't want your money, I want your respect.'

'I've put the business up for sale.'

'We are from the F.B.L.'

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

'After reading your business plan, I realised that this is the only way you'll get a loan form your bank.'

"Sorry, Mom. Sorry, Pop."

Small business nurturing employee health insurance.

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"I've reduced theft by 55%!"

Any shohplifters with a social conscience avoids small businesses.

"Typical! There's never anything in it for the little people."

'We guarantee you won't get your money back.'

"Hockersmith & Associates. May we help you?"

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

'It's the bank's Small Business Advisor to see you, dear.'

'Were the lemons grown locally?'

Small dairy farmers have no future.

Drought ruined corn crop.