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Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

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Thank you, Essential Workers

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Detention Center

"Moulting"

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

Violent Crime Statistics

Lady Justice.

"They're class action figures."

Human Rights for All

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

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The scales between gluttony and hunger

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

Bambridge on Trial for Murder.

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

The Voice of Experience: "Don't worry about the congress or the press. Once you own the udges and the justice department, they won't matter."

Free-range C.E.O.s

Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'