Brand Evangelist Gifts

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'How fast can you hype?'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Create some buzz!

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

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"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"Ladies, gentlemen, come in and take a seat. I've decided to take this corporation in an entirely new direction."

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

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'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

Computerized society.

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

"I believe in consistent branding."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."