Innovation Evangelist Gifts

"Ladies, gentlemen, come in and take a seat. I've decided to take this corporation in an entirely new direction."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"What's a patent?"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Outer Space Outsourcing

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Empty box of ideas

'Can our software do that?'

Bright idea

Eureka!

Walking Luggage.

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Creative department

Early cyborg.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"It's o.k., come on out."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'