Environmental Evangelist Gifts

"Better to turn on a recyclable compact fluorescent bulb than to curse the brightness challenged."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

North Pole

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Government a la Carte

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'I blame global warming!'

Insect extinction

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Water company bonus.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.