Energy Evangelist Gifts

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

US Energy Needs.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Solar Plant

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Ladies, gentlemen, come in and take a seat. I've decided to take this corporation in an entirely new direction."

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Electric car

Sustainability

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

Windmill Maintenance

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

Business revolution begins.

Propane Supply

Short Memories

I see he switched to the energy-efficient saber.

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

"Do we not come to this Redemption Center because we have refund value? Yes! But do not think you are worth but one nickel for that would be 'soft moralizing'."

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

Will work for manure.

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."