Organic Evangelist Gifts

Will work for manure.

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Politically Correct Snowperson

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

At the market

All Natural Nothing

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Mulch madness"

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"Ladies, gentlemen, come in and take a seat. I've decided to take this corporation in an entirely new direction."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'Is it organic?'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

Heart Disease Menu

Computerized society.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"Oh, that poor thing."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'