Organic Advocate Gifts

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Supermarket aisles; controversial foods controversy-free foods.

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

"It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free fange scientists."

GM Scarecrow

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

Organic Shampoo: Tested on Broccoli

'Fruits, vegetables, herbs, spices, nuts, berries, roots, tubers, stems, leaves.'

All Natural Nothing

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"You should be ashamed of yourself. Growing your own instead of supporting your local, massive, out-of-town hypermarket."

"It's natural food, sir - Just eat it with your fingers."

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Meats

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, the whole 100 organic truth?

'Food added to preserve chemicals.'

'Yes your cottage looks really tasty, and yes my sister and I would love to come inside, but before we do we want to know whether the ingredients for your cottage are organic, fairtrade and where possible locally sourced'

"Nice catch Ug...don't you wish we were advanced enough to have fed it on it's own poo before mating it with a salmon and injecting it with chemicals made out of boiled oil..."

Heart Disease Menu

"And this new product has absolutely no added preservatives...at least I didn't add any!"

When this is gone. . . so is this.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"I said no to drugs, but the F.D.A. said yes."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.