Organic Only Advocate Gifts

'Is it organic?'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Politically Correct Snowperson

At the market

All Natural Nothing

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Mulch madness"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Heart Disease Menu

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

Frankenfish

"Oh, that poor thing."