Organic Only Gifts

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

Eco Princess

"We're odd looking but just as good."

At the market

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Mulch madness"

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'