Organic Only Pillows

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Environmentalist

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Eco Princess

At the market

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Mulch madness"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."