Organic Only Advocate Pillows

'Is it organic?'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Politically Correct Snowperson

All Natural Nothing

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

At the market

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Mulch madness"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Heart Disease Menu

Frankenfish

"Oh, that poor thing."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'