Organic Advocates Pillows

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

At the market

All Natural Nothing

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

The sea 2050.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Raining Leaves.

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Pandora's boxes

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

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