Organic Advocates Pillows

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Environmentalist

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

But is it organic?

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

At the market

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

All Natural Nothing

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

The sea 2050.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Pandora's boxes

Raining Leaves.

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'