Organic Food Advocate Pillows

Frankenfish

"You mean pesticides and herbicides aren't the same?"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Politically Correct Snowperson

All Natural Nothing

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Stuffing the turkey.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

The Organic

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

Heart Disease Menu

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'Is it organic?'

Peas on Earth.

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

'Fresh eggs!'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'