Organic Food Advocate Pillows

Frankenfish

"You mean pesticides and herbicides aren't the same?"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Politically Correct Snowperson

All Natural Nothing

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Stuffing the turkey.

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Organic

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Heart Disease Menu

'Go on - they're organic!'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'Is it organic?'

Peas on Earth.

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

'Fresh eggs!'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'