Organic Lifestyle Advocate Pillows

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Environmentalist

"Even the waiters here are organic."

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Politically Correct Snowperson

Eco Princess

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

All Natural Nothing

At the market

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

See you at the farmers market!

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

What are we doing today? Installing raised beds. Then we'll plant them for a couple who want organic vegetables. Brilliant, Dad. Tree's Tree Nursery. You take the hard work out of gardening. Right. And give it to me! Right again!

'It's going to be a vegan.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Price may vary with weather.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'