Organic Lifestyle Advocate Gifts

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Politically Correct Snowperson

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Eco Princess

At the market

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

All Natural Nothing

See you at the farmers market!

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'It's going to be a vegan.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Price may vary with weather.

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'