Organic Lifestyle Followers Gifts

"Our potions are 100% organic."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

Eco Princess

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Mulch madness"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

The Organic

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Stuffing the turkey.

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'