Organic Lifestyle Gifts

Organic cowpies!

"Is it artisan..?"

See you at the farmers market!

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

Eco Princess

At the market

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Mulch madness"

'It's going to be a vegan.'

The Mainstream

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

REPENT! Get back to nature

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

The Organic

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Stuffing the turkey.

"You had me at alternative milk."

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."