Organic Lifestyle Gifts

Organic cowpies!

"Is it artisan..?"

See you at the farmers market!

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Environmentalist

"Even the waiters here are organic."

But is it organic?

Eco Princess

At the market

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

The Mainstream

"Mulch madness"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"You had me at alternative milk."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Stuffing the turkey.

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

The Organic

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club