Organic Health Gifts

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Is the MSG local?"

See you at the farmers market!

Eco Princess

All Natural Nothing

At the market

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."