Organic Health Mugs

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Environmentalist

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

Eco Princess

"Is the MSG local?"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

All Natural Nothing

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

HELLth Food Sprouts

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'