Organic Lifestyle Fan Gifts

'I want to take you home and throw out everything in your kitchen.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

Eco Princess

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Punk Reindeer

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Mulch madness"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

The Organic

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Stuffing the turkey.

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Go on - they're organic!'