Organic Evangelist Prints

Will work for manure.

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Politically Correct Snowperson

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

At the market

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

All Natural Nothing

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Mulch madness"

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"Ladies, gentlemen, come in and take a seat. I've decided to take this corporation in an entirely new direction."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

Computerized society.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Heart Disease Menu

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'Is it organic?'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Oh, that poor thing."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.