Organic Believer Prints

"Lucky beast....No factory farming, no suffering at the slaughterhouse...perfect."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Politically Correct Snowperson

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

At the market

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

All Natural Nothing

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Mulch madness"

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

Heart Disease Menu

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'Is it organic?'

"Oh, that poor thing."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'