Organic Believer Mugs

"Lucky beast....No factory farming, no suffering at the slaughterhouse...perfect."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Politically Correct Snowperson

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

At the market

All Natural Nothing

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Mulch madness"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

Heart Disease Menu

'Is it organic?'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"Oh, that poor thing."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.