Organic Devotee Mugs

'This should increase our business.'

"Mulch madness"

"Are they organic?"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Eco Princess

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

The Organic

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

Stuffing the turkey.

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Oh, that poor thing."