Plant-based Devotee Mugs

"This is the loneliest place on earth during Thanksgiving."

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Queen of Quinoa

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

"Mulch madness"

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Pea

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

Poinsettia

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"You've definitely got water retention..."

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

Pollination Process

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

Biotechnology in agriculture

Blatant competition in nature.

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."