Potted Plant Devotee Mugs

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Mantis Love

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

Gardening#2

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Thanks

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Pea

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

Poinsettia

Bird nesting in the garden.

"You've definitely got water retention..."

House plants

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

Pollination Process

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

The Cactus Reader

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

Biotechnology in agriculture

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

Pollution.

"It's inoperable and perennial."