Potted Plant Devotee Prints

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Hardy Annuals

Bonsai tree held up by matchstick

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

A Venus cow trap.

Thanks

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Pea

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Bird nesting in the garden.

"You've definitely got water retention..."

Poinsettia

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

House plants

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

Pollination Process

The Cactus Reader

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Biotechnology in agriculture

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."