Plant-based Devotee T-Shirts

"This is the loneliest place on earth during Thanksgiving."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Queen of Quinoa

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Mantis Love

Gardening#2

A Venus cow trap.

"Mulch madness"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Pea

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

Poinsettia

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"You've definitely got water retention..."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

Pollination Process

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"We only test our drugs on plants, so we have to do lots and lots of extrapolating."

"It's inoperable and perennial."

Biotechnology in agriculture