Organic Devotees T-Shirts

'Genetically-modified food' -'Food with hormones' - 'Food with additives'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

Eco Princess

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Mulch madness"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Oh, that poor thing."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."