Organic Aficionado T-Shirts

'I'm putting down that he died of natural causes.'

'I'm not having anything that's not organic in my body.'

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"You just HAD to order the free range chicken, didn't you?"

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

See you at the farmers market!

"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."

Organic Cafe Bar

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'Is it organic?'

Eve's Garden - Everything Organically Grown!

'You kids are too young to remember this, but in the old days we could tell the vegetables apart by taste.'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'She's from that organic farm up the road.'

Eco Princess

Shopping for Organic Food

Food Pyramid.

'Uh... did you say you are on a lead diet?' 'Dude... it's all natural!'

'Oh, that one? That's totally organic!'

'Pfft...Can you believe the garbage some people will put in their bodies?'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Unfair to chemical fertilizer industry

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

At the market

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Mulch madness"