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Bananas - Do Not Bend

Apples for sale

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

See you at the farmers market!

Eco Princess

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

The Organic

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Stuffing the turkey.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"So I can eat better here at work."

F&E Produce. I had interesting customers today. First, a beautician checked out the purple potatoes and yellow beets. Ah, a hair stylist inspected the colored roots! That card shark bought some fruit. Two pears, I'll bet! A journalist was searching for an onion alternative. He needs leeks! And labor negotiators requested to increase their usual vegetable order. They asked for a celery hike, eh? I think the customers are the best part of this job. Yeah, you never know who will turnip!

Fresh picked baseballs.

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

'Is it organic?'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Food Pyramid.

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

Vegicurious