Plant-based Guru T-Shirts

'This one was definitely a vegetarian.'

"States of tofu"

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Queen of Quinoa

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Tree Passion

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Gardening#2

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Positively Petersham

"Mulch madness"

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."